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Classic

Saturday, April 30th, 2011 by ahorner

There once was a man from Nantucket
I was going to finish, but fuck it.

Tags: anticlimactic, classic, limerick, poetry, rhyming
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I am the Anti-Poet, Volume IX

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 by ahorner

What do you call it,
A poem that does not rhyme?
A fucking sentence.

Tags: anti-poetry, haiku, poems, poetry, poetry is bullshit, rhyming, writing
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It hasn’t been a while

Monday, April 25th, 2011 by ahorner

It seems like hardly yesterday–
My limericks are here to stay.
They are my bag,
My fallback gag:
The least work with which I can get away.

Tags: cop-out, lazy, limericks, meta, poetry, rhyming, writing
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